Put That In Your Pipe And Smoke It
Colin Montgomerie has taken it upon himself to make some personalized golf tees...
At the Wee Wonders Media Day, Montomerie revealed what he had printed on his tees following Europe's record equalling Ryder Cup victory at the K Club.
"It says on one side 18½ - 9½. And on the other it says, 'Again!'."
Clever guy, that Colin. Apparently, Montomerie has been galavanting around Europe, littering tee boxes with the pegs. Tiger Woods has been following behind him, gathering the tees to fuel America's next Ryder Cup extravaganza. Colin doesn't dare try to play golf in the U.S. with those tees, let alone pass through U.S. Customs with them in his pocket.
In related news, Michelle Wie is discarding members of her entourage as if they were merely golf tees. Joining her "Ex" category, along with former caddies Greg Johnson and Andrew Lano, is William Morris' super agent, Ross Berlin. Berlin is replaced by Greg Nared, a Nike manager who spent nearly three years recruiting Wie to the swoosh.

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